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Dressage and Disdain
$35.00
Dressage and Disdain
Impeccably groomed. Devastatingly judgmental. This horse didn’t come to race — he came to ruin your evening with a single glance and a slow drag of his cigarette. For those who believe class is inherited, but contempt is earned. Pairs well with martinis and existential dread.