Unbothered (with Broth)

Unbothered (With Broth)
He sits. He slurps. He thinks of nothing. And yet, everything.
A raccoon in a hoodie, eating noodles on the street.
It just makes sense. More than most things do.
This shirt is for people who:
• Eat after midnight
• Prefer raccoons in hoodies to racists in polos
• Know peace when they see it
Soft, surreal, and deeply noodle-forward.
You don’t wear this shirt. You accept it into your life.
No assumptions. Just vibes.