Late Cretaceous, Early Deadlines

Late Cretaceous, Early Deadlines

Charcoal / S
$35.00
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Late Cretaceous, Early Deadlines

Late Cretaceous, Early Deadlines

$35.00
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Clocked in. Checked out.

He survived meteors, mass extinction, and a corporate restructure — but this spreadsheet might finally finish the job.

 

This tee captures the raw, fossilized despair of the modern workday through the eyes of a T-Rex stuck in an ergonomic chair and existential dread. Tiny arms. Big responsibilities. Zero enthusiasm.

 

Wear it as a warning, a protest, or just because you too have wondered if your job qualifies as a slow extinction event.

Printed on soft, premium tees in 10 soul-crushing shades of corporate survival.

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