The Third Option

The Third Option

Antique Orange / S
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The Third Option

The Third Option

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Scientists asked, “Which came first?”

Nature responded with The Third Option.

The Third Option

When evolution gets tired of your questions.

Equal parts fruit and fowl, this evolutionary glitch is the answer nobody wanted to a question nobody should’ve asked. It’s got the squawk of a chicken and the potassium of regret.

 

Ideal for: brunch nihilists, biology dropouts, and anyone who wants to wear something that says, “I don’t follow rules. I grow in bunches.”

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